Say it with flowers...? No, an excuse-me-service. Saying sorry is hard. But Japanese are good at it. So hire one, to say sorry for you! (And, for people sick of hearing excuses, there's 0906-THANKYOU, also Japanese, to receive the apologies for you...).
Thanx to Cees, MaOo and the other SoS-ers (sausages? ) for this one!...
... and Soulwax of course: 'This is the excuse that we're making, is it good enough for what you pay? You pay!' (NY Excuse )